The care and feeding of your computer/unicorn

First I managed to buy a rare* lenovo *relative to sampled size- that wasn’t infected with superfish.

Then it turns out to be a preshus snowflake anyway because it only takes ddr3 pc3-12800 unbuffered non-ecc 1.35 volt variety-ram.

For those of you who would like to hear the suburban fantasy version:

Your unicorn only eats high altitude striped-variety moss.

Moss which grows on the south side of the doom-mountain* and even though it is called striped moss, it’s pretty indistinguishable from regular moss, poisonous-running-shits moss and hallucinogenic moss.

To find out which moss you have, feed it to your unicorn and retreat to a careful distance.

You can also purchase the striped moss variety from your friendly** wizard. Invariably they will have to order it and this may take a while, for reasons stated above.

*Ask a local what kind of mountain they live nearby, if the reply contains the words ‘doom, doomed, DOOOOOM ‘

It is a doom mountain.

** You can tell by the amount of enchanted gargoyles decorating the roof and vaguely bacon-smelling scorch marks near their abode. Lots of gargoyles plus a great many marks, better find a friendlier wizard.